tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via butwhatsmyname)


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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via unfathomableentities)


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I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
-introverts (via ileu)

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drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via i-wanna-hold-your-lemons)


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funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

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fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via sararosetone)


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words-of-emotion:

More good vibes here
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

care:

miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

that hit deep

(via warmest-heart)


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We are perishable items. You and I were not made for forever and always.
-Kayla Hollatz (via thetalltwig)

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